i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Randomize
