Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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