Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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