she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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