I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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