Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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