My hair reeks of homosexuality.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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