when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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