his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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