You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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