You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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