She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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