just tell him i said nine months
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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