we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
She needs sedatives and a leash
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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