I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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