Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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