No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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