Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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