Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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