He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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