Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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