I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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