The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Enjoy the penises
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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