i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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