She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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