we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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