i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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