that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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