think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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