Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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