Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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