Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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