didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
