we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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