i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Girls should come with a carfax report
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
