Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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