I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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