Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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