About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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