oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize