so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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