my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor