If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up