just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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