You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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