You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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