Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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