You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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