new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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