id be glad to
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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