I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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