Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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