i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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