How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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