Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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