Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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