dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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