Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Your topless pictures make me question reality
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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