if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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